FUCK I KNOW FUCK ALL ABOUT FUCKING BANKING AND I START MY FUCKING FULL TIME JOB IN A FUCKING CALL CENTRE FOR A FUCKING BANK FUCKING TOMORROW
“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”
KILLED THAT FUCKING SPIDER THATS BEEN SPEEDING ACROSS MY ROOM AND UNDER THE DRAWERS FOR THE PAST 2 NIGHTS.
I’m getting good at arachnid homicide, it’s called dropping books on their heads (I drop the book, then run away before it eats me in case I missed)
“Download that film about boxing robots”
Thats what my dad just told me to do. I was somewhat taken aback and wondering if my pizza had been sprinkled with cocaine.
TURNS OUT its a legit film! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433035/
So yea….now I’m downloading it….
Differences between normal people and me:
Normal people when they laugh:
Normal people when they see their idol:
Normal people when they know someone likes them:
Normal people dancing:
Normal people walking:
Normal people who are pissed off: